Hey guys! So I thought I'd post here and introduce myself. My real name's Andye but most people I know call me Deepthroat. (Codec Frequency 140.48 for those who use it).
I originate from the U.S.S.R where for 6 years I devoted my life to Gymnastics which abruptly came to an end when I shattered my heel landing a 12,825 degree, 20 foot high spin. Needless to say I slipped into heavy depression and started drinking during the day which quickly escalated into a severe drinking problem. Over the coming months, I lost friends, family and everyone that I held dear to me. I'm currently on the road to recovery and hope I can find family here. Thank you for your time guys and I hope you have a pleasent day.
Andye West.

PS. I go fo' mine.

This guy is pure class.

Oh, and that back story is totally true. Honest.

Not the reaction I was expecting but I love you too. =).

Oh, I wasn't being sarcastic about the pure class bit btw.

You make me want to 3D Dawson with you. LET'S DO IT!

A fellow comrade! Hello.

I have no clue who you are...

But welcome!

Thanks guys! Nice to meet you all!

Not sure if serious, regardless, welcome to the end of the Internet!